Shams Pirani's "shout out" page, dedicated to such characters as Westwood and Rodigan...


Sat 22 Jan, 2022, shout out to the financial markets. Having beaten their ass bigtime, using the power of truth and effort and intellectual honesty and a distinct lack of subservience (known in the west as 'modesty', and in China too) I dedicate this tune to that which is MINE, all mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnPlJxet_ac

check it out shout-readers, enjoy that tune as much as I currently do..


So, shout out readers. These are the readers I'd like, as well as yourself: Jeffrey St Clair, Russell Brand, Chris Williamson and Jeremy Corbyn (round a table), not Noam Chomsky, he deserves more interesting things to listen to than my cr@p, loads of other people, I'll mention em later. So me hearties, what will I jive about here in this special exceptional zone? Well let me start by explaining why I'm so damn jolly.


Well, you just need to comprehend how and that I have 'beaten the markets'. Quicker to do than you'd imagine. First, I have a good algo which makes ace bucks, yes. That's easy. You can read all the lengthy cr@p at grid point 36 there and get a feel for what I've done, no secrets really given away. It's not a common success, but it is a known one, I'm not alone. Nor in the next bit - I also have fully managed to 'hedge' that algorithm - yep, a hedged algorithm. What is that? I dunno. Does anyone else have one? Bound to. I can't be entirely peerless. Statistically that's unlikely, although admittedly not impossible.


FAQ: so?

FAQ answer: actual financial scientists can explain why having an ace algo, which doesn't suffer 'down time', eg the way maybe stocks do, in x, y or z country, any time, any year never know when a downturn or even crash is coming - and so an algo which works all the time, so to speak, which you then manage to hedge properly - that's basically what Willy Wonka calls 'a golden ticket' (to ride).

Woohoo.

This page is structurally very anarchic. Even St Clair's "roaming charges" looks decidedly organised next to this blobosphere.


Still reading? Ace. I'll carry on writing then. Although perhaps not immediately. I think you have the gist so far. Pure maths makes immanent the front end of human evolution and the capacity for society to experience the emergence of a 'brand new order', a brand new dawn for humanity. Remember as Chomsky has tried to make you remember - the capacity for human thought, for the entirety of what we perceive to be our modern 'culture', first evolved in just ONE SINGLE HUMAN - male or female, we divn't na, as they say in Jordyland. We divn't na. So divn't go on about a lot of bullshit you pretend is true, when the simple fact is, bonnie lad, we divn't na.


I will try, asap, to rewrite grid point 36 coherently, completely, with a proper timeline. Now that I have ALL the info and the final result that is possible, it wasn't before. Until then it remains a bit of a nightmarish blob to read. What can you learn? Well it's simple. Let's say I teach you exactly how to do algo 22, right? Well that's useless. Because in 10 years I dunno if that algo will still work, if the market place will have the same shape. I do know that I can and will evolve it and any other algo necessary to be able to continue to kick bankster behind 10 years from now, but I divn't na about algo 22. And so all I can really do is teach you how to learn, teach you how to learn to beat the market. You can only learn from the beast itself, ie the market. And I can only tell you how to deal with the market, how to go about trying to learn. And then it's up to you and fate both. So you see you have a GOLD MINE of data right there, but most of you are too utterly indoctrinated in the pseudo-science of the post-babylonian materialistic numptyworld to even have a clue about that, let alone be capable of mining that gold. No no no. Ye are numpties in the main and that is why you like to read THIS, because you recognise that the road out of numptyhood passes through here, through the hostility of my tone towards you... and onwards ye will go. But ye are the few numpties out of the many numpties. Most of them believe that truth will come from someone who tells them what wonderful non-numpties they are even when they are the most extremely numptific numpties in the history of numptyhood and numptydom. To be fair, they WOULD think that, they are numpties. And yet you manage to break past outer barriers of numptiness and find your way to a place a little closer to truth than is ever managed by the (other) numpties. Hail to you, lesser numpties. Keep on keeping on and no one will be able, legitimately, to call you a numpty, one day, insha allah. I add that bit about allah just to piss off western racial imperialists and their 13th century crusading which is getting a bit boring after 700 years, eh? New ideas crusaders? Eh? Any? Anything where your entire material welfare isn't built on the blood of arab and other children? Eh? Any ideas at all? Maybe? One, even, perhaps? Just one alternative to rampant genocidal bestial behaviour? Anything? No, never mind. Go on, go and watch some football. Someone else can worry about reading this stuff. You watch the footy. There's a beer in the fridge. Get to it, Johnny Westerner and his impersonators, eg in China. Go on, have ye a beer, don't bother making today the first day you ever use your mind! That day is so special you can put it off until another day. Have that beer. The footy's on. Be the moron. It's always been fun before. The rest of the world can worry about evolving. You sit down, have a beer and watch the footy.


So is this also gonna be the hall of fame for all the best tunes ever? I don't know. Why not? It may or may not be. Start here, though. This is a tune and a half from an America few glimpse, as the predominant landscape of America is white supremacist genocide with no taste, nothing charismatic, just a pile of walking turds from some highly troubled, digestively, quadruped, perhaps porcine. Yes, this is the America I recognise as part of the human race itself, not the America which sees itself as above all the other humans other than its fellow European-descended capitalist societies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbChT-gUdaA

That lass has made a load of quality tunes, she has. And that one, very unknown to me and perhaps you, is one of the utter finest of them. What a tune. There are tunes of hers you have probably danced to, so look her up, if ye don't know who Grace Slick is.

Don't come back and read anything for at least a week, I think I may soon dump out my trading account, switch off my machine and attempt to meditate for several weeks in a row. If I am unsuccessful you may find more writings in a week, otherwise, longer.